Scott Syren
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Post by Scott Syren on Jun 21, 2012 15:42:30 GMT -6
The arena goes dark. A creepy-yet-catchy synthesizer line begins to hit the P.A. The fans--at least those fans with any sort of taste in music--recognize it as Dildocide by Michigan hate-rock band Blizzardwitch.
Lightning flashes--or was it just a strobe light? It's hard to tell. Did the arena just get hotter? Maybe. A single blood red spotlight turns on, and suddenly, Scott Syren stands in the middle of the ring, pacing like a man possessed.
There is no question, the arena is getting hotter.
Syren screams obscenities at the agitated fans. As he gets angrier and angrier, the telltale shape of a fierce erection can be seen straining against the material of his cutoff denim shorts. He begins to scream in tongues, cursing ancient dead gods in languages that have not been heard on Earth for centuries. During this arcane tirade, his entire body starts to convulse, and he involuntarily begins to spit blood on himself. Nobody knows why this is happening, and children in the audience begin to cry. Clearly, shit is getting too real for them.
Everyone in the arena is sweating--why is it so hot? Nobody seems to know.
Scott Syren, drenched in sweat and other bodily fluids of his own making, produces a 2-liter bottle of Pepsi Max from his corner. He chugs half of it, showers in the rest, and seems to calm down a bit. His boner subsides as the song fades out. He is ready.
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Post by BillyandTylerAnderson on Jun 22, 2012 10:06:47 GMT -6
Lights dim, and "Tattoos On This Town" by Jason Aldean hitz as Tyler walks down the ramp slapping hands with the fans. He slides in the ring, and jumps to his feet. He runs to the turnbuckle, and jumps on it. He raises his hands in the air, and waves to the fans. He jumps down, and walks to the middle of the ring where he poses for the fans.
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