Post by Scott Syren on Jun 21, 2012 12:36:15 GMT -6
Name: Scott Syren
Notable Aliases: Scott "Fucking" Syren
Height: 6'7"
Weight: 287lbs
Hometown: Charlotte Amalie, USVI
Entrance Music: "Dildocide" by Blizzardwitch
soundcloud.com/screamdracula/blizzardwitch-dildocide
Style: murderous
Alignment: a slave to any number of paranoid delusions
Finishing Move: Sackbreaker
Description: With the opponent grounded, Scott Syren mercilessly kicks their scrotum and penis, until the opponent taps out from the pain, or until he is disqualified for the illegal act of kicking somebody in the nuts, but whatever, we all know the rules are more like guidelines in this sport, right? Right.
Signature Moves:
Choke slam
Figure-four leglock
Common Moves:
DDT
Eye gouge
choke
reverse choke
karate chop
headbutt
Biography: Scott Syren woke up drunk on an island one day with vague memories that he used to be a wrestler or something. He found himself living in a cardboard box with a dude named Berta, a transvestite Burt Reynolds impersonator who looks more like Tom Selleck than Burt Reynolds.
Notable Aliases: Scott "Fucking" Syren
Height: 6'7"
Weight: 287lbs
Hometown: Charlotte Amalie, USVI
Entrance Music: "Dildocide" by Blizzardwitch
soundcloud.com/screamdracula/blizzardwitch-dildocide
Style: murderous
Alignment: a slave to any number of paranoid delusions
Finishing Move: Sackbreaker
Description: With the opponent grounded, Scott Syren mercilessly kicks their scrotum and penis, until the opponent taps out from the pain, or until he is disqualified for the illegal act of kicking somebody in the nuts, but whatever, we all know the rules are more like guidelines in this sport, right? Right.
Signature Moves:
Choke slam
Figure-four leglock
Common Moves:
DDT
Eye gouge
choke
reverse choke
karate chop
headbutt
Biography: Scott Syren woke up drunk on an island one day with vague memories that he used to be a wrestler or something. He found himself living in a cardboard box with a dude named Berta, a transvestite Burt Reynolds impersonator who looks more like Tom Selleck than Burt Reynolds.