I told I do This ......

[lancestevens]

RANDOM DRUNK THOUGHTS !!!!!!

My dog thinks I'm Jesus !!!!


If you don't speak English , then why come to Subway ?


Today in history : Somebody did something stupid !!!!


I'm going to spend the day watching cars go in circles real fast for about 3 hours !!


I can't wait to watch season 7 of DEXTER !!!


Also waithing for season 5 of Sons Of Anarchy !!!!

Who else thinks Two And A Half Men will be done soon ??

When the Zombies rise , all I know is that I'm gonna knock down every old person I see to make it out alive !!!!

Rule #1 of Zombieland - Cardio !!!!


Don't snort Bath Salts , you'll get High Blood pressure !!!


Why can't I just smack somebody upside the head when they say something stupid !!!


Oh, that's right , I'd get FIRED !!!


Never trust a midget !! He'll short change ya !!!!

Donkeys are people too . We just call them DUMB ASSES !!!!

[Mystery General Manager]

I have DEFINITELY got to try this...just need to get drunk first.

A few random thoughts of my own...

Why is it the only song moving me to write tonight is Stayin Alive by the Bee Gees?

Technically, I guess that song has false meaning now

Never thought I'd see the day where slut would be the least offensive of two female adjectives.

I'm drinking Green Tea out of a Red Mug.

I love Christmas.

[lancestevens]

Well , I'm drinking Pepsi out of a Coke glass . So , you do the math !!!!