Post by Major Kendu on Jun 29, 2012 13:11:52 GMT -6
June 29, 2012 11:54 AM
En route to Albuquerque, NM via Southwest Airlines flight AL-371
The shot opens with the camera panning the coach area of the airplane focusing onto random passengers. An older couple sitting near the front holding hands as they look at a home buyer’s magazine, a teenage boy with his nose buried into a MAXIUM magazine with an IPod sitting in his lap. Finally we come upon Major Kendu whose just sitting in his aisle seat wearing a three piece black suit with a blue and green tie. Kendu see’s the camera and waves it over to him and flashes a smile.
Major Kendu: Hi SCW fans! Major Kendu here on my way to Albuquerque New Mexico for this week’s match against Pizza dude I mean Extreme Pizza Boy. Or as I like to call him The Incompetent Fool who eats poo. I’m seriously upset that I’m the one who has to be laughed at and not respected enough to get a real match. Don’t get me wrong I love taking out the trash and clearing room for real wrestlers to advance. I just want to be one that advances and not staying at the bottom. Pizza Boy will be my next addition to the Landfill I guarantee that. I think a nice pizza box from Pizza Hut or a Red Baron box will do nice as a head stone. Shakes head in approval. Yes that will do and the plus is I get to have pizza.
A sounder goes off over the intercom: This is your Captain speaking. I’d like to take this moment and thank you all for flying Southwest Airlines today and that we will be arriving in Albuquerque in about 30 minutes.
Kendu gets up and walks towards the bathroom. He sees one of the female airline attendants coming down the walkway with a beverage cart. They both stop and Kendu places his hands on the cart and starts to push her back.
Airline Attendant: Excuse me but I can’t allow you to push the cart. It’s my job and against company policy for patrons to do so. I’ll have to ask you to go back to your seat until I pass.
Kendu lets go of the cart and sits down to let the women pass and checks out her rear as she passes. She looks back and gives him a disgusted look as he flashes a smile. He gets back up and walks to the bathroom and enters. He washes his face and looks at his left hand wear a callus where a ring once was then looks into the mirror as the water trickles from his face onto the sink as a sadden look crawls upon his face.
Kendu: A promise….I’ll keep…..even though you’re…
A knock at the door interrupts Kendu then he hears the airline attendant voice.
Airline Attendant: Sir? We’re going to need you to go back to your seat will be beginning our descent soon.
Kendu: Ok just give me minute.
Kendu wipes his face with cheap paper towel and takes a deep breath then opens the door and sees a second airline attendant. Kendu looks and see’s here name badge says Krystal.
Krystal: Your Major Kendu from SCW aren’t you?
Kendu: Yes now what’s it to ya lady?
Krystal: Well my boyfriend got me into wrestling and I really like how you man handle everyone flinging them around. It’s made me wonder how you treat women in the bedroom.
Kendu smiles and nods to bring her into the bathroom with him.
Krystal: Have you been a part of the mile high club before?
Kendu: Nope
Krystal: Well would you like too?
Krystal starts to take her top off showing her black lacey bra. Kendu grabs her and spins her around and pulls her pants down to reveal that she goes commando with a tramp stamp above her crack saying “Little Sinner”.
Kendu:Your one freaky chick you know that?
Krystal: Yeah but I like big men in charge.
Kendu takes out his phone and starts to record her as she begins to grind on his gentleman’s sword.
Krystal: Yeah is this how you like it Major? I can feel something major happening down there.
Krystal reaches around and feels up Kendu between grinds of her apple bottom. Kendu starts to enjoy the scenery and begins to relax and just as he does he rips a viscous fart.
Krystal: Oh you nasty fuck! You’re disgusting.
Kendu: I know and thank you.
Kendu takes her shirt and presses pause on his phone then exits the bathroom with Krystal left in the gas chamber topless and feeling used. Kendu heads back to his seat. He begins to smile thinking about what just went on. After a few minutes Kendu looks as if he just got word of a terrible accident to a family member.
Kendu: Well just like this plan making its final decent into Albuquerque is much like Pizza Boy’s final match here in SCW. I will take him out just like the rest of those worthless pretty boys. One at a time and by brute force. This is where Good does not always triumph over Evil and I’m here to prove it.
Shot Fades….
En route to Albuquerque, NM via Southwest Airlines flight AL-371
The shot opens with the camera panning the coach area of the airplane focusing onto random passengers. An older couple sitting near the front holding hands as they look at a home buyer’s magazine, a teenage boy with his nose buried into a MAXIUM magazine with an IPod sitting in his lap. Finally we come upon Major Kendu whose just sitting in his aisle seat wearing a three piece black suit with a blue and green tie. Kendu see’s the camera and waves it over to him and flashes a smile.
Major Kendu: Hi SCW fans! Major Kendu here on my way to Albuquerque New Mexico for this week’s match against Pizza dude I mean Extreme Pizza Boy. Or as I like to call him The Incompetent Fool who eats poo. I’m seriously upset that I’m the one who has to be laughed at and not respected enough to get a real match. Don’t get me wrong I love taking out the trash and clearing room for real wrestlers to advance. I just want to be one that advances and not staying at the bottom. Pizza Boy will be my next addition to the Landfill I guarantee that. I think a nice pizza box from Pizza Hut or a Red Baron box will do nice as a head stone. Shakes head in approval. Yes that will do and the plus is I get to have pizza.
A sounder goes off over the intercom: This is your Captain speaking. I’d like to take this moment and thank you all for flying Southwest Airlines today and that we will be arriving in Albuquerque in about 30 minutes.
Kendu gets up and walks towards the bathroom. He sees one of the female airline attendants coming down the walkway with a beverage cart. They both stop and Kendu places his hands on the cart and starts to push her back.
Airline Attendant: Excuse me but I can’t allow you to push the cart. It’s my job and against company policy for patrons to do so. I’ll have to ask you to go back to your seat until I pass.
Kendu lets go of the cart and sits down to let the women pass and checks out her rear as she passes. She looks back and gives him a disgusted look as he flashes a smile. He gets back up and walks to the bathroom and enters. He washes his face and looks at his left hand wear a callus where a ring once was then looks into the mirror as the water trickles from his face onto the sink as a sadden look crawls upon his face.
Kendu: A promise….I’ll keep…..even though you’re…
A knock at the door interrupts Kendu then he hears the airline attendant voice.
Airline Attendant: Sir? We’re going to need you to go back to your seat will be beginning our descent soon.
Kendu: Ok just give me minute.
Kendu wipes his face with cheap paper towel and takes a deep breath then opens the door and sees a second airline attendant. Kendu looks and see’s here name badge says Krystal.
Krystal: Your Major Kendu from SCW aren’t you?
Kendu: Yes now what’s it to ya lady?
Krystal: Well my boyfriend got me into wrestling and I really like how you man handle everyone flinging them around. It’s made me wonder how you treat women in the bedroom.
Kendu smiles and nods to bring her into the bathroom with him.
Krystal: Have you been a part of the mile high club before?
Kendu: Nope
Krystal: Well would you like too?
Krystal starts to take her top off showing her black lacey bra. Kendu grabs her and spins her around and pulls her pants down to reveal that she goes commando with a tramp stamp above her crack saying “Little Sinner”.
Kendu:Your one freaky chick you know that?
Krystal: Yeah but I like big men in charge.
Kendu takes out his phone and starts to record her as she begins to grind on his gentleman’s sword.
Krystal: Yeah is this how you like it Major? I can feel something major happening down there.
Krystal reaches around and feels up Kendu between grinds of her apple bottom. Kendu starts to enjoy the scenery and begins to relax and just as he does he rips a viscous fart.
Krystal: Oh you nasty fuck! You’re disgusting.
Kendu: I know and thank you.
Kendu takes her shirt and presses pause on his phone then exits the bathroom with Krystal left in the gas chamber topless and feeling used. Kendu heads back to his seat. He begins to smile thinking about what just went on. After a few minutes Kendu looks as if he just got word of a terrible accident to a family member.
Kendu: Well just like this plan making its final decent into Albuquerque is much like Pizza Boy’s final match here in SCW. I will take him out just like the rest of those worthless pretty boys. One at a time and by brute force. This is where Good does not always triumph over Evil and I’m here to prove it.
Shot Fades….